I rode my bike to work and back today! It didn't completely suck! I stayed on the whole ride, both ways, and I didn't even feel like puking when I got home tonight. I can feel my ass getting tighter already.

I had an awesome discussion with Chasen and Kewpie today.  Kewpie is so named because he looks exactly like that -> but he cusses like a sailor with the Clap. I was able to enlighten them on the anatomical intricacies of the elusive Female Ejaculation. Kewpie's ex could do it, and he asked me if I had ever heard of it. Since FE is all the rage nowadays with the Michfest set, I was able to fill him in on the whys and how oftens. I felt that I was ushering in a new age of understanding for him. Or maybe that was just Sanctimonious Assery.

This is why it's so awesome that our room has a door.

Also, Lorelai called me today. (here, here, and here) I told her I wanted to hang out and be friends or talk if she wanted to, but I got way out of proportion butterflies when I realized that the message was from her. I'm thinking that's a bad sign. Does it mean I'm still attracted to her? Does it mean I'm a dork? Don't answer that. I just have to remember to relax and focus on being happy.

And also, I rode my bike to work today. That makes me a bad ass bike commuter. Fall down and worship the studly calves. 

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