In case any of you happened to be worrying that I take my job too seriously, don't.

This is Daisy the Cow Dog and Blue. I took care of them this weekend. More actually, I watched them sleep all weekend. They, in turn, watched me drink crappy beer, play Xbox, and watch gay short films. A lovely time was had by all. My personal favorites among the films: D.E.B.S (the short version), Billy's Dad is a Fudgepacker, Hello, Thanks, and Getting to Know You. Prom-troversy gets honorable mention for having a cutie lead, and Gillery's Little Secret gets most laughably bad writing. But look, it's Special Agent Monica Reyes! You have to have pop-ups enabled using Internet Explorer to watch these films, which blows monkey chunks.

Also, could anyone tell me when it became mandatory for Jane Lynch to be in every piece of lesbian cinematography ever put in a can?