Last night, I dreamed I had a mullet. Not just a regular mullet, but an over-gelled, blonde-streaked, permed on top mullet. I kept combing it and trying to make it not be a mullet, but there was nothing I could do. No matter how much product I applied, it was still a mullet. I woke up in a cold sweat, and grabbed at my hair. Luckily, it was just a dream.
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