Posted by: Pixiedyke | May 9, 2006

Whew!

Last night, I dreamed I had a mullet. Not just a regular mullet, but an over-gelled, blonde-streaked, permed on top mullet. I kept combing it and trying to make it not be a mullet, but there was nothing I could do. No matter how much product I applied, it was still a mullet. I woke up in a cold sweat, and grabbed at my hair. Luckily, it was just a dream.

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Lesbian angst? What else was in the dream? Sounds most interestin’

That's all I can remember, staring into a mirror at the hideous head of hair I had somehow spawned. I think it may have something to do with sexual identity, but I'm certainly not denying my dykehood at the moment. Hmmm.

Mayhaps someone you’ve seen recently that you might have been attracted to, except for her hairstyle?

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