I have been a vegetarian for 9 full days. I have had three serious experiences with temptation, all of which I have managed to resist. 

1) Doobie waved free range sliced turkey in my face at Whole Foods. That was mean.

2) Clarkton left half her sub on the paper at lunch on Tuesday. She offered it to me, saying, "I'm just going to throw it away if you don't eat it." The Scotch-Irish in me kicked in, and I almost ate it. I threw it away, instead. I'm still not sure that I'm happy with that decision.  

3) Driving past 15 Bojangles on the way back from Chapel Hill last Sunday. 15. I counted. I didn't stop.