Because I fell asleep for 4 hours as soon as I got home, I'm awake now. Blegh. So I decided to sign up for Curve Personals! That was an ironic exclamation point. The questions about eye and hair color are easy, now that I'm not trying to be platinum blonde like in college, but a question that asks me to describe my looks, choosing from a list of 19 phrases, seems a bit much to ask at this stage in my cold medicine.
I chose "Boy or Girl Next Door," though I wonder if another choice might fit better. I noticed through perusal that most of the women listed as "Some Find Me Attractive" were not, to me, very attractive. I am not "Rough Around the Edges," much as I would like to pretend to be punk rawk, but I wouldn't say I'm "Clean Cut" either. I think a 6 inch fairy on your back eclipses clean cut, and a strict policy of cynicism precludes "Bohemian." I am "A Little Nerdy," but that doesn't need to be my opening gambit. "Very Pretty/Handsome" seemed a bit immodest.
I was expecting more questions. I've been planning my answers to them for weeks. Best Compliment Ever Recieved: HideyHo with "Sometimes you're so attractive I can't talk to you." Kittens or Puppies? but only if they belong to someone else. Describe Your Ideal Mate: I did that here.
Mostly, I signed up because I was bored. I found 6 Ashevillains so far, 4 of whom I know. It's a small and incestuous world out there, ladies.
