Why Do I Always End Up Writing About Sex?

Posted by: Pixiedyke | June 9, 2006

Why Do I Always End Up Writing About Sex?

I had my first shift volunteering at Habitat for Humanity today. In future, I will be sure to take my camera to this, because there is some cool, old stuff coming through those doors. Today, I cleaned, wait for it, wait for it…

A vintage 60's era vibrator. That heats up.

I shit you not. I wish I had a picture. I saw the box languishing in the bottom of the bin and scooped it up before Mr. Wires (my kind and knowledgable trainer) could get dibs. The words "Personal Massager" really only mean one thing to me, and it has nothing to do with aching backs. This specimen had a circular metal disc, about 3.5 inches across, on one end of a plastic handle. The control was a dial offering vibe, hi heat, lo heat, and the delightful sounding combo of H&V.

Although I know it is kinda gross that I'm talking about a used vibrator here, I'm still incredibly excited by the idea of a vibrator with a heating element. Right up until it's too hot. How come none of the offerings at The Ineffable Woman have that?

Posted in Awesome Habitat Finds, Current Events, Dumbass

Responses

let us know how that works for you, k?

and once you get the “When Drunk Girls Get Hungry” cooking show going, let us over at Ashvegas know, because we’re going to start a sister show: “When Drunk Girls Get Horny.” And we’d like to borrow that massager. please?

By: ash on June 10, 2006
at 8:27 am

Hello:

I was led to your blog via BlogAsheville and am loving reading your posts, plus I have to bow to anyone who’s been blogging since ‘95. Wow!

And this “Ineffable Woman” place…I’m glad someone’s filling the Walnut St. void left by the departure of Rainbow’s End, but I had no idea what “ineffable” meant until I followed the link to the store’s website from your blog. First time I heard it I thought they were insulting their clientele by calling them undesirable, but then I figured out that would be “UNeffable.”

Keep up the good work on your blog!

By: ¡JB! on June 10, 2006
at 7:22 pm