The posts everyone’s been reading:

Marriage Protection Sunday, Why Do I Always End Up Writing About Sex, Catchy, Wuv, Twue Wuv, Weekend Review, Bloggers in Love, Out of Town, McPheever, OMFG.

Posts I wish everyone was reading:

Stickittodamaniosis, Compromise, The Guilt-Ridden Omnivore, Disphoria, Do You Go on Your Blog and Write Nasty Things About Me To All Your Bloggy Friends?.

Best Search terms:

Apparently, “Tori Wilson naked” is a very popular search term. I had no idea who she was, but apparently, because I went to Warren Wilson, and like Tori Amos, everyone is hitting up my page. So here ya go, a link to all the porny porny Tori Wilson pics you could possibly want. All I have to say is ‘ew.’

“is contra dance too cheesy for wedding” Yes. Definitely.

“hookers in spartanburg” Do they have a website? Who knew Sparklecity was so glitzy and/or gross?