I have never really been out to a bar with my sister before. Doobie and I have been out drinking, but it was always more of an “We’re talking, go away” experience for the other patrons. Tonight was a-maz-ing. I hooked her up, she hooked me up, we are the best team since Navritilova and whoever the hell her doubles partner was last year.
Seriously. We both got digits. Hot digits.
Leave it to a hottie like doobie to find the straight man in the gay bar.
