Based on two years of working the Scapegoat beer tent at Bele Chere, here are some tips aimed at the general public, from the frat boys who already drank their whole backpack full of beer to the toothless mountain men from Georgia. This one’s for you:
1. You have to get a wristband, dumbass.
2. You have to show your ID every single time. We didn’t make the rules, we just follow them because we like to get money from Budweiser. If you don’t show us your ID, you don’t get a beer, and then your goal is not accomplished, now is it? So stop giving us shit and keep your fucking ID handy. Jeez.
3. Don’t act drunk. If one more guy offers my sister $20 to give him a hug, I will pull a bitch through the little window. I’m just saying.
4. If you tip us, we will scream for you. If you tip us more than a dollar, I will do my Brazilian tongue rolling scream for you and clap. It’ll be more fun for everyone involved.
[...] $5 for that brilliant choice. Anyway, for a better summation of my Bele Chere experience, read this. I’ll post more after I eat get a decent [...]
By: My Last 48 Hours « She Who Eats on July 29, 2007
at 9:41 am
I hate Belle Chere and the trash it brings in town, well I do enjoy the dog competition they put on behind the BB&T building, other than that it’s pure shit, who actually benefits from Belle Chere? Not me slingin noodles with the stage smack infront of our restaurant and piss drunk people trying to take in that noodle the “asian” way all in one slurp, please spare us the discust, and take your $1 tip out the door with you you F@#$%* moran! OK I feel better now!
By: Gypsy Queen on August 7, 2007
at 10:55 am
discusted morans of the world unite!
By: harry hood on August 9, 2007
at 11:28 pm