Naming of the New « What the hell?

Posted by: Pixiedyke | September 6, 2006

Naming of the New

The New Girl is going to need a nickname, since I’m hopin’ she’ll hang around for awhile. There are already too many Blondies in our blogging framily. I could call her by her cat’s name, since that’s a pretty lesbionic thing to do. Her hometown, her college, her eye color; none of these seem quite to sum it up.

Sugar Tits might make my dad uncomfortable, but then maybe he’ll stop reading. Two issues solved at once!

But I think I’ll just call her Oxy, cause of the flaming addiction to Mr. Limbaugh’s drug of choice. Hmm, I think that goes beyond hyperbole. Maybe I should make up a different color for outright lying.

Posted in Dating, Dumbass

Responses

come on Kaybee, you’re more original than that

By: swirly on September 7, 2006
at 7:55 am

of course you’re mentioned - the newsie - think aboudit

By: swirly on September 7, 2006
at 11:14 am

My vote is for the Sexy Moron.

Oxy is bad because:
1. She’s not addicted to painkillers
2. She not a painkiller
3. Most of all she does not have acne
4. She is not obsessed with acne reduction pads

By: Taryn on September 7, 2006
at 12:53 pm

While I agree with T on most things and agree with her on the bulk of these things, I’m gonna have to disagree on #2 because from the sounds of it, she just may be a pain killer; doesn’t seem to me like Kaybe is in any form of pain at this point. But if we are voting, I don’t like what Moron entails so my vote is for Foxy which kinda kills two birds with one stone (1. Female Oxy and 2. Foxy = Sexy). So maybe “foxy” kinda ages me a little…

By: Swirly on September 7, 2006
at 3:13 pm

I agree with Foxy! Although she is Oxymoronic she is most definitely not a moron ~ though I enjoyed T’s reasoning.

By: jdnc on September 7, 2006
at 3:44 pm

wait, who’s the other blondie?

the only one i know was at the new old europe last night

and isn’t Foxy is more of a red head?

By: jdnc on September 7, 2006
at 3:45 pm

You guys keep telling me she’s strawberry blonde, but I really think you just want her to fit into the “People Kathryn Dates” box. But we are learning that it’s a very big box.

She did say I could call her “moron,” but I felt that would be a)patently untrue in a non-funny way. and b)it would make me feel gross. Sexy Moron is funnier, but I’m still not sure. And it appears that JDNC has already adopted Foxy. But we’ll see.

By: Kathryn on September 7, 2006
at 6:59 pm

Well, you could nickname her “Boxy.” Does she have a big, well, … ok, that won’t work.

How about “Moxy.” That works on several levels. She’s got moxy, as in hutspah, balls, because she’s dating you. Ok, she doesn’t have balls, because she’s dating you. But you know what i mean. It plays on the oxymoronic thingy.

i also thought you were onto something with the strawberry blonde idea. How about “Juicy” or something fruity?

also, the hot thing in celebrity nicknames is still any initial, followed by Lo. so take her first initial and add -Lo. B-Lo. C-Lo. D-Lo. it always works.

still, Sugar Tits is always good. sometimes you just gotta tell it like it tee-eye-is.

By: ash on September 8, 2006
at 8:50 am

Foxy, fo sho. No diggity.

By: Taryn on September 8, 2006
at 11:42 am