Last night, we celebrated Swirly’s birthday with dirty pictures. Because I have absolutely no aspirations for a future political career, I’m going to share my dirty pictures with you. Also, cause I’m not naked in any of them.

Tonight, I made an amazing dinner for Doobie and I. Spinach salad with cherry tomatoes and fresh local feta. Baguette. Marinated pork tenderloin with mushrooms and green peppers. She brought the wine. Also, 30Rock premiered and I was inundated with a full half hour of Tina Fuckin’ Fey. And there was Lost. I am a happy girl.

I’m also going to go to bed on time, which hasn’t happened in awhile. Sigh.