Mr. Morris, whom my sister met through the assistance of the lovely JDNC at Bele Chere, is a douchebag.
He was working at a gaybar, and he was exceedingly handsome, but once he moved to Montana, refused to talk to her, and turned into a cheating man-whore, all the while insisting that she was the only girl for him via text message, he became fair game for any and all karmic retribution. So feel free to send negative energy his way.
Doobie and I will use her sky miles for something useful, like a trip to Miami in the early spring.
