Welcome to Foxy’s Birthday Party.
“Now, you’re going to lay down on the floor”
I can’t believe I laid down on the floor at Hairspray. Ick.
“No, no baby your legs go around my head”
“You’re gonna have to scoot forward a little”
Down the hatch: a decidedly non-vegan blowjob shot
“OMG I can’t believe I just had whip cream for the first time in 6 years.”
“No, YOU’RE the most awesome girlfriend ever.”
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