Welcome to Foxy’s Birthday Party.
“Now, you’re going to lay down on the floor”

I can’t believe I laid down on the floor at Hairspray. Ick.

“No, no baby your legs go around my head”

“You’re gonna have to scoot forward a little”

Down the hatch: a decidedly non-vegan blowjob shot

“OMG I can’t believe I just had whip cream for the first time in 6 years.”

“No, YOU’RE the most awesome girlfriend ever.”