Sorting through all the fake Potters isn’t easy.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to pick my reserved copy up at Malaprops tomorrow night. I’m still going to wear my tie and sweater vest. I’m still going to stay up all night reading.
But I’m a great big slut. I can’t wait to read it. I’ve already downloaded two that were obvious fakes, and this shit is going slowly. It’s possible that I should go eat dinner and have a cigarette and relax. But then I couldn’t check their progress every two seconds.
