Aaah, drunken debauchery. It’s actually getting kind of old. And expensive. Very, very expensive.

On Saturday I went to a bridal shower brunch, changed and went to Brewgrass (Best Brewery=Big Boss), then threw a bachelorette party at Foxy’s house. There was a pinata full of lube and booze and chocolate and it was the best pinata ever. Just remember to ask for plastic mini bottles at the ABC store.

Also, Bedtyme Stories sucks and is way too expensive. They put their price tags on top of the lube ingredients. Newsflash for those who don’t do girls: any sugar by-product is bad for the cooch area. This includes glycerin. If I can’t read the ingredients, I’m not buying any lube to throw at my friends. So I bought cupcake tins shaped like boobs and a large inflatable boxing glove/baseball bat combo set called The Ultimate Couple’s Decision Making Kit. Then I went to Spencer’s, where the cheap plastic crap is cheaper.

Telling people that you’re throwing a bachelorette party is very liberating. I mean, if I’m looking for something in particular, I have no problem going into a sex toy store and asking for it, but I’m not likely to wander in to find out what’s in this season. But tell people that you’re throwing a bachelorette party and you want the cheapest, crappiest, dirtiest things they’ve got, and you will see the whole store. Several times. While they look for the huge barrel of 3 dollar vibrators that was just here.