I had the most awesome dream ever last night. Less erotic than Tori Amos, but unapproachable in its awesomeness nonetheless.
I was pregnant. Foxy and I were thrilled and everyone and their sister was throwing us a party. We went to three different houses and at the third one, someone asked me when I was due. I thought about it for a second, then realized that I hadn’t actually slept with a guy.
“Dude!” I said. “I’ve never slept with a guy.” Then I realized that I was still having periods and had been for the last several months. Then I realized that I was not actually pregnant, just really fat.
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