The Golden Compass has a bitchin’ website, as one would expect of a bitchin’ series. Also, I have a monkey daemon, which disturbs me.
It’s a Gibbon named Zotius, and its a boy, cause they didn’t ask if I was gay or not. You can go and tell The Golden Compass whether or not I’m like Ms. Coulter. Apparently, a Daemon is still malleable at my age.
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