My number one search term by about a million is some variant of blow job. Blow job shot, blow job story, blow job vegan, you are all looking for this post.

On 12-6, someone searched for “fliss blowjob cream.” I think you’ll need to check Hangover Journals for that.

Someone wants to see “Iorek fanfic gay.” I don’t know what gay polar bears in heavy armor get up to, but I’m sure it’s their own business.

“do you hate the theme song to the l word” Yes. Everyone does. Betty Sucks. Move on.

“why don’t I like boys anymore?” cause they smell funny.

“hairy armpits” “park slope” No comment.

And shortly after Thanksgiving, we captured the cultural zeitgeist nicely with “fuck home.”