I woke up super early this morning to drive out to Candler and vote. For some reason, instead of putting the polling station, oh I don’t know, in the middle of Candler, they put it way out on some curvy ass road at the poo end of nowhere. Also, there are no snazzy electronic machines out in the county. Also, unlike in Westville, which has a polling station every 100 yards, there is 1 polling station for approximately 80 miles on the outskirts.
But I managed to overcome all these obstacles to cast my ballot. It was a near thing. I used up like $6.35 in gas just getting there.
Tomorrow, the plan is to ride my bike to work. I had 12 Bones for dinner this evening, so either I will have miles of energy bursting forth in the morning, or more likely I will fall off my bike and vomit ribs all over Sulphur Springs. Careful on your way to work.
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