Fuck bathing suits. Fuck bras. Fuck bathing suits that are a different size even if they have the same number on them. Fuck being a 30F, whatever the fuck that is. Fuck Sears and Dillard’s and Victoria’s Secret and especially fuck Belk. Fuck going shopping after work.
Fuck french fries. Fuck beef and pork. Fuck Hot Pastrami Sandwiches. With a fork. Fuck being able to cook. Fuck fried chicken.
Fuck the internet and fuck UPS. Fuck the beach, the pool, and giant bags of sand.
lol…love this. “fuck” sums it all so well.
By: Meander on June 17, 2008
at 10:04 pm
Yes, my sentiments exactly.
Did you know Fuck is the most versatile word in the English language?
By: scarlett on June 17, 2008
at 10:15 pm
All that fucking might leave you sore.
By: Arwen on June 18, 2008
at 9:37 am
what an awesome poem.
I especially like “fuck” to all the major big box stores, since they are sweatshop driving assholes.
By: Leslie @ the oko box on June 18, 2008
at 6:13 pm
greatness!
By: ash on June 27, 2008
at 7:13 pm