My renter fell through. So here I am, to pitch my product to people who don’t need it for their own amusement.
Available: 2 BR 2 BA in fabulous downtown Candler. Garage full of my shit not included, unless you wanna mow. Overgrown organic garden, full of cow poo goodness! Decorative ivy paradise (wear long sleeves!)
For Rent: Remember the good old days, when people built houses in Candler because that’s where the jobs were. 40’s era farmhouse, 2BR, 2BA, modern plumbing & electrical. Good luck with the heat, tho.
I just poured $4000 and 9 months into the bathroom, which may or may not translate into someone who will actually pay me to live there. So send this one to your friends:
Candler: $975 per month, first, last. $300 pet deposit. 2BR, 2BA, workshop, organic garden, fenced yard, deck, W/D, dishwasher.
What happened to the Gay Farmer? And if we’re supposed to vote for your best ad, my vote’s for #3.
By: The Doob on September 8, 2008
at 12:36 pm
He found a place to stay for free where he could keep all of his animals. He’s letting me use the dmpster in his front yard, tho.
By: Pixiedyke on September 8, 2008
at 9:37 pm
If I had a job that paid me a decent salary I’d be all over it.
By: shadmarsh on September 9, 2008
at 11:58 am
If I hear of anyone looking, I will certainly let them know… The wife and I own a house of our own… so we’re not in the market, but if I hear of anyone, I’ll send them your way.
TPQ
By: trailerparkqueer on September 12, 2008
at 11:01 am
don’t forget huge yard (with fenced area) and fruit trees, those are totally selling points.
By: jd on September 15, 2008
at 10:08 am