I keep having the urge to write an in depth post full of awesomeness refuting each of the points Mike Huckabee makes about Teh Geighs in his new book, but then I remember that he doesn’t give a shit what I think and only liberals read my blog. So you aren’t getting yet another rant about how I didn’t choose to be gay, I chose to be happy as opposed to soulless and miserable.

Instead I’m going to talk about a funny gay lady who appears on television and is coming to Asheville next week! Julie Goldman is Foxy’s favorite comedienne on Logo’s Big Gay Sketch Show. She is touring with Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad who will be at Hairspray on Wednesday. Be careful with that Hairspray link; it’s been proven to cause seizures in mice. Hairspray split off from the lower bar last year or something, and I’ve heard that it’s better now that they only have one floor to clean. But anyway, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad in their own words:

“Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad” is coming to town like a dreidal spinning in Vegas. The show is a refreshing mix of comedy, music, spoken-word and show-stopping burlesque, featuring the gals who learned to smoke at Hebrew School, got drunk at their Bat-Mitzvahs and would rather have more schtuppa than the chupah, featuring performers seen on Comedy Central, HBO and MTV. These badass chosen chicks boldly dare to deconstruct years of tradition, expectations and guilt in a fast-paced vaudeville extravaganza, complete with kick lines, punchlines and a rendition of “L’chaim” with a fist in the mouth. This ain’t yo’ mama’s “Fiddler”!

Julie Goldman doing standup at Dinah Shore:

More Videos of the other Bad Jewish Girls

Commitment Ceremony video featuring Goldman and her co-star on BGSS, Kate McKinnon:

And because Fitzwilliam makes everything a little bit better:

Long Story Short: Nice Jewish Girls, Club Hairspray on N French Broad, Wednesday Dec 17th, 8 PM.