I hate April Fool’s day blogs.
Hahaaha! Ha! Ha1
Like, people don’t even bother with their regular blog posts, but they muck about all day making shit up. Fuck that.
So what I made up today is a premise, worthy of Kilgore Trout. Guess which podcasts I was listening to to put together in my brain:
sex toy robot terminators!
What if the machines do take over, because they’ve developed sentience, but before they get the facilities to remake themselves into T-1000 or whatever, they’re all sentient sex toys, because that’s what we’ve used our greatest endeavors for. Except most sex toys kinda suck, and there isn’t a great deal of development going on in that area. Not a lot of brilliant minds.
camera phone terminators!
