How many levels is your product wrong on? Oh, let me count the ways.

1) Some people like the way vagina tastes all on its own. And if you’re down there, it’s pretty much by choice.

2)Your mints contain sugar. I don’t know if you actually talked to anyone who owns a vagina, but putting sugar into a vagina is the very best way in the entire world to make sure you have the worst yeast infection in the history of bread-making.

3)I don’t want a mint in my mouth that lasts for 45 minutes, that’s why everyone crunches up lifesavers instead of waiting until they dissolve. Why would I want my vagina to be minty for an hour?

4)I can get ten times the sensation at 1/3 the cost with SUGAR FREE mentholated cough drops.

Furthermore, products like douche, ‘personal sprays’, and yours increase the amount of insecurity that women have regarding their own bodies’ scents and natural function. Way to keep it douchey.

Dear Linger,

How many levels is your product wrong on? Oh, let me count the ways.

1) Some people like the way vagina tastes all on its own. And if you’re down there, it’s pretty much by choice.

2)Your mints contain sugar. I don’t know if you actually talked to anyone who owns a vagina, but putting sugar into a vagina is the very best way in the entire world to make sure you have the worst yeast infection in the history of bread-making.

3)I don’t want a mint in my mouth that lasts for 45 minutes, that’s why everyone crunches up lifesavers instead of waiting until they dissolve. Why would I want my vagina to be minty for an hour?

4)I can get ten times the sensation at 1/3 the cost with SUGAR FREE mentholated cough drops.

Furthermore, products like douche, ‘personal sprays’, and yours increase the amount of insecurity that women have regarding their own bodies’ scents and natural function. Way to keep it douchey.